Imagine a skilled little girl who is also a master assassin who always wears a red assassin robe and her nickname is “The Little Red Riding Hood”.

Well, Claudia’s Assassin hood was red, plus she took over the Italian BBrotherhood after Ezio left for Constantinople. Wanna just slap on that AU on her? (Bonus points if you use the Romulus baddies. /SHOT)


posted 17 minutes ago with 52 notes
#ooooooh #ac2 #words

As a random thought…


So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
posted 26 minutes ago with 511,996 notes

I just spent like 3 hours reading all the explict ezioleo fanfictions on ao3 someone help

Oh my god monikasonataxdarkness

Oh my god monika

posted 32 minutes ago
#replies #jfc
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
posted 33 minutes ago with 209,239 notes
#same #words

//Debonair fever. Launched.


//Debonair fever. Launched.

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*brings guy home ;)*
him: ummmm what the fuck is your bed
me: what do you mean


"should i change the covers?"
"yeah if you dont mind haha.."
"okay :) <3"


If he can’t appreciate the fine ass man ON my bed, he ain’t getting IN my bed.

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Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

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posted 3 hours ago with 41,825 notes
#ofc #words


3D Audio of Lying Is The Most Fun… by Panic! At The Disco (Requested)

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphones

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