Gay Butts with Dromaius

andrastesflamingbutt:

but why does Arno have an American accent

because it’s “obvious” they’re in paris so he doesn’t “need” one

TAGS:  #words 

ctrlaltairdel:

So I got this cute dress, right? Here lookimage

And I got a closer look, and ?????!!!!!!!!

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Guys my mom gave me an Assassin’s Creed dress

I WAS GETTING CHASED BY A WEEPER AND HE FELL INTO THE WATER AND DIED  HE LP

TAGS:  #Dro Speaks #words #FJC 
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

TAGS:  #picture #PIP TRASH 
For those confused by Arno and Elise’s relationship…

mantel91:

Here is a quote from the Creative Director, Alex Amancio, during an interview that should clear things up: “Elise is not Arno’s sister. They grew up together but never shared a brother/sister relationship. They became fast friends and, as the years went on, they eventually fell in love.”

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

TAGS:  #words #pip trash 
zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

TAGS:  #words #PERF 
blowjcb:

flirting

blowjcb:

flirting

TAGS:  #picture 
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pyro

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pyro

chantycole:

xoblazinblasian:

jayshana:

kieraplease:

scarf tops

Oh my collection of scarves just got relevant again

Who is she?

She is a Black Goddess, that is she.

TAGS:  #picture #clothes #thank